whitemikeyay asked: you look so good, no matter what haircolor.
in fact, im in the process of making it.
i need to start a blog called: “things i google when drunk” (copyright, don’t steal my shit)
hey there delilah whats it like in your vagina
youvegotbluebloodonyourhands: I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA, YES I DO, NO GIRL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS, ‘TIL I’M INSIDE. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. OH,...
I'm gonna get a boyfriend before Valentine's day.
every boy: no.
me: oh okay
so i kinda just realized i don’t really care lol.
ive never felt so sober, ive never felt the low that i feel tonight, your words made everything drag on and on. i finally found her, and when i did i just couldn’t make things right. is this really happening? oh, god, i think i jjust ruined my life what the fuck am i doing? i cant tell the difference from wrong and right. i second guess my decisions, cause i haven’t been this...
i don’t understand myself.
me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
so, for one of the classes i’m taking, my assignment this week was to create a blog, as well as two separate posts. instead of creating a brand new tumblr that would never be used again, i decided to use my super secret personal tumblr, because i’m trusting my peers will respect my wishes. i implore you all to explore my tumblr, though. i’ve had a tumblr for years, but i have...
note to self:
if you like someone, stop being so open so quickly.
adele: i set fire to the rain
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
prehistorichipster asked: I miss you, youre not really good at texting. so i imagine youre always on tumblr =p Whats going on?
When your favorite song comes on, right when your...